I Like You - Hospitality under the influence

By:  Amy Sedaris

Reg. Price:  $15.99

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Welcome to my flap. If you are reading this, I can only assume that you're hesitating to buy this book. Maybe you're thinking I don't know anything about this book; I would like more information. Should I buy it based solely on the exceptionally striking cover shot? Well, that's a good enough reason for me.

Do I really need to add that there's a secret poster you can see only after the book is purchased? A poster that involves plenty of skin and would make a perfect addition to any basement rec room? Why are you still reading?

Look, your wishy-washy attitude is really starting to rub me the wrong way. You know what? Maybe you should set the book down and let someone more attractive buy it! I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. Deep breath... let it out slowly. I'm sure in some circles you're considered attractive. I'm sure by now you're skipping past the register... What, you still haven't bought it!? What's the matter, can't read? Whocares? I can't write. Besides, this book is so visual a monkey culd enjoy it.
I'll see you on the inside.